Twitter Ruins Everything By jess February 27, 2011

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Ciara ran into Rihanna at a party. Rihanna wasn’t nice. Because she gets more press, Perez Hilton sided with her. All of this happened over Twitter.E! Online says:

In this episode of Twitter smackdown, it’s Ri-Ri vs. Ci-Ci.

The two singing divas (and former Chris Brown lovers) went at it yesterday after Ciara brought up Rihanna
on our very own Fashion Police.

“I ran into her recently at a party. She wasn’t the nicest,” Ciara told the Joan Rivers-led panel. “It’s crazy, because I’ve always loved and respected what she’s done in fashion. It wasn’t the most pleasant run-in.”

Well, Ri-Ri wasn’t too pleased.

She tweeted: “My bad Ci, did I forget to tip you? How rude of me….You gangsta huh? Ha.”

And so it began!

Ciara came back with: “Trust me Rihanna you don’t want to see me on or off the stage.”

“Good luck with bookin that stage you speak of,” Rihanna tweeted. Ouch!

But apparently Ciara found that funny, replying with: “Pure comedy.”

It didn’t stop there! The biggest diva of them all, Perez Hilton, decided to join in, backing up Rihanna.

He tweets: “@ciara It obviously wasn’t funny to her. It was hurtful. @Rihanna has had a difficult week.”

“@ciara And I’m sure your week has been difficult too, publicly proclaiming that your label doesn’t support you and you want to be dropped.”

Dang!

Eventually the beef became too much, and Ri-Ri decided to make amends.

“Ciara baby, I love you girl!” she tweeted. “You hurt my feelings real bad on TV! I’m heartbroken! That’s why I retaliated this way! So sorry! Let’s make up.”

Perez chimes in: “@ciara She extended an olive branch to you now and is being the bigger person. Accept it and move on. Or stay petty and less successful.”

What else could Ciara do but reply with: “Ri, u know its always been love since day 1! Doing shows and everything. You threw me off in that party! Apology accepted. Let’s chat in person.”

Of course, Perez was happy with the outcome too.

“@ciara Good! #LoveAndLight Now if only @NICKIMINAJ and @LilKim could make peace too!”

Rihanna and Ciara got into a catfight and Perez Hilton appointed himself as their mediator. Fuck technology. This would have been a lot more entertaining if it was dealt with the old fashioned way. The way that ends with broken nails, missing weaves, and a hate crime.

Ciara ran into Rihanna at a party. Rihanna wasn’t nice. Because she gets more press, Perez Hilton sided with her. All of this happened over Twitter.E! Online says: In this…

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Charlie Sheen Is Offensive By jess February 26, 2011

Producers are threatening to really pull the plug Two And A Half Men, making last week’s episode an impromptu series finale. Why? The media is speculating that Charlie Sheen is anti-Semitic for calling Chuck Lorre by his birth (and Hebrew) name in an open letter obtained by TMZ:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…

Charlie Sheen

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Producers are threatening to really pull the plug Two And A Half Men, making last week’s episode an impromptu series finale. Why? The media is speculating that Charlie Sheen is…

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Take Note, Roseanne By jess February 26, 2011
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Ashley Greene was photographed leaving a gym, which may explain why she looks like this in a swimsuit and not like the walrus a few posts down. I don’t know for sure, though. It’s just a hunch I have.

Ashley Greene was photographed leaving a gym, which may explain why she looks like this in a swimsuit and not like the walrus a few posts down. I don’t know…

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Catherine Zeta Jones Is Fragile By jess February 26, 2011

And Michael Douglas will unleash a hadouken if you touch her. From Radar Online:

What was supposed to be a glorious night in the UK for Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones degenerated into bedlam, when a photographer slammed into the actress outside their London hotel, and RadarOnline.com has the shocking pics for you.

The Wall Street star, 66, his wife, 41, were in London, where Catherine received a prestigious CBE (Commander of the Order of the British Empire) honor from Buckingham Palace. The celeb couple followed that up with a meal at Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant in Claridge’s hotel.

The sparks flew afterwards, as the couple was wading through a sea of paps to return to their room, when a photographer allegedly made contact with Zeta-Jones’ face, causing her to scream out in pain.

A valiant Douglas — still showing the physical effects in his recovery from stage IV throat cancer — sprang into action to protect his wife.

Douglas last month told Matt Lauer the tumor in his throat is gone thanks to an eight-week regimen of radiation and chemotherapy.

A photographer bumps into Catherine Zeta Jones and she starts crying? Give me a break. For someone whose main appeal is how toned she is (or was, given we haven’t seen her bod in a while), she should be able to fend for herself. God knows she won’t always have a fucking cancer patient there to rescue her.

And Michael Douglas will unleash a hadouken if you touch her. From Radar Online: What was supposed to be a glorious night in the UK for Michael Douglas and Catherine…

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Olivia Wilde Does Cosmo By todd February 25, 2011



Olivia Wilde has been everywhere lately, so why not be in the April 2011 issue of Cosmopolitan? They don’t have magazines about uncomfortably large foreheads, so I guess this will have to do.

Wait, did they give her breast implants for this? If so, good job:

Olivia Wilde has been everywhere lately, so why not be in the April 2011 issue of Cosmopolitan? They don’t have magazines about uncomfortably large foreheads, so I guess this will…

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Vikki Blows Does CKN By todd February 25, 2011

I got an email this morning pointing out the fact that Vikki Blows hasn't been on the site for a while, so I took immediate steps to change that. Like the time your sister told me was pregnant. Seriously, it could have been anybody's. She's kind of a slut, dude.

 

Btw, I'm making a mixtape for Vikki, and I'm thinking this for the first song. What do you guys think? I think she'll love it. Everybody loves a saxophone solo.

 

I got an email this morning pointing out the fact that Vikki Blows hasn't been on the site for a while, so I took immediate steps to change that. Like…

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Stab Out Your Mind’s Eye By todd February 24, 2011



Because I obviously hate all of you, here’s Roseanne Barr on the beach in Maui. To be honest, when I saw these thumbnails in the pic forums, I fully expected to see a lot more spearguns and dynamite.

Because I obviously hate all of you, here’s Roseanne Barr on the beach in Maui. To be honest, when I saw these thumbnails in the pic forums, I fully expected…

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We Have A Winner By todd February 24, 2011

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Congrats to Kevin from Pinellas Park, FL for winning the autographed copy of the kick ass Wake Up!. I have no idea where Pinellas Park, FL is, but apparently someone there appreciates great music when they hear it. Unlike that Quincy Jones guy, what was his deal? Five singing brothers?! C’mom man, that’ll never work.

From Kevin:

Thank you so much!!!! I check your site everyday, so keep up the laughs and good news and I guess the hot babes..haha..If you get a chance, tell John I’m a big fan, love him by himself, with the Roots, and with Kanye.

Of course, this post involves gratuitous Christine Teigen. Despite the fact that she makes fun of my Native sensitivity and refuses to help me stalk Kate Upton, she is insanely beautiful, cool as hell, and way funnier than I am. I guess what I’m saying is fuck you, John Legend! (Haha, I kid! I kid! John Legend is my life coach).

Congrats to Kevin from Pinellas Park, FL for winning the autographed copy of the kick ass Wake Up!. I have no idea where Pinellas Park, FL is, but apparently someone…

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Beyonce Did Blackface For L’Officiel Paris By todd February 24, 2011



Those damn French. NYDaily News reports:

Beyoncé’s latest photo shoot came under fire Wednesday when images of the singer’s famous face appeared in the pages of a French fashion magazine – covered in dark paint. L’Officiel Paris chose the diva to don different colorful garbs and headpieces in a nod to Nigerian musician and human rights activist Fela Kuti in an “African Queen”-themed 90th anniversary issue. The publication issued a statement, asserting that Beyoncé was “voluntarily darkened” and that the entire shoot was a tribute to the star’s “African roots.” “The designs are all reflective of the African influence on fashion this season,” the magazine said in a statement. “As for the artistic make-up, the inspiration came from several African rituals during which paint is used on the face.”

I’m not black nor am I a white person in a cardigan who gets easily offended for others, so I don’t know how offensive this actually is. Maybe my one black friend will tell me. Let me go ask him. BRB.

Those damn French. NYDaily News reports: Beyoncé’s latest photo shoot came under fire Wednesday when images of the singer’s famous face appeared in the pages of a French fashion magazine…

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Chris Brown Beat Rihanna Worse Than You Thought By todd February 24, 2011



You had to live in a cave the last two years not to have seen the picture of Rihanna after she suffered a savage beating from Chris Brown in February 2009. But even Osama Bin Laden has a dialysis machine, so who am I to judge people who live in caves? They might have seen it. Point is, Radar Online and TMZ stated at the time that there were more graphic pictures that they refused to publish. So, to fill that vacuum, Media Takeout has decided to publish them today. Oh, thank God. I was beginning to forget how badly I wanted to rip Chris Brown’s spinal column out and beat him to death with it while his body is still twitching. Thanks Media Takeout!

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