I live Tweeted the Oscars last night, so I guess that’s a good enough segue to post Kate Upton twitpics. My totally appropriate not weird at all obsession with her is reaching damn near crisis levels, so hopefully that Mexican guy in these pics is an illegal. The last thing I need is the police being able to identify his dental records. I watch Investigative Discovery. I know what goes on over there. You can’t fool me, police!