The funny lady is urging the USA Network to air a new PETA television PSA during its upcoming coverage of the famed Westminster Dog Show. “Although I played an ambitious dog trainer in Best in Show, in real life I wouldn’t go near the Westminster Dog Show because it promotes the breeding of animals even as millions are dying for homes in shelters,” Lynch writes in a letter to the network. The PSA shows pet owners walking, playing and riding in cars with dogs that are in body bags, representing the “more than 4 million animals who must be euthanized each year because of a lack of good homes,” Lynch also writes. The PSA closes with the question, “If you buy a dog, what will you do with the shelter dog you kill?”
Here’s a better idea: Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares. Just how I don’t need hardcore conservatives telling me how I should live, I don’t need a whining liberal telling me how I should think. If I want a puppy, I’ll buy one. End of story. Why do I need to adopt? Is there a specific reason? No. Just like there’s no reason why you would look for a wife in a strip club. I don’t need some abandoned dog trying to rip my throat out in my sleep because he heard a loud noise. Look, it’s sad that some dogs are treated badly, but you know what, so are actual humans. Let’s worry about them first before we try to find Lady and her new litter a loving home. And if PETA is so concerned about finding homes for these dogs where they won’t suffer and be productive, box them up and send them to Korea.