After dating since 2006, and being married since 2008, it was reported yesterday that Ashlee Simpson filed for divorce from Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz. Why? Oh, they just differed on something. That’s all. No big deal. Daily Mail reports:
Ashlee Simpson has split from her husband of two and a half years and has filed for divorce. The singer, 26, married former Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 31, in May 2008 and have two-year-old son Bronx Mowgli together. The blonde cited ‘irreconcilable differences’ in the documents filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court on Tuesday. TMZ have reported that Ashlee is seeking joint legal custody and primary physical custody of their toddler. She has requested that Pete be granted visitation rights. She is also asking for spousal and child support. The couple reportedly did not sign a prenuptial agreement.
I tried to care about this story yesterday, but then I remembered I was writing about Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz then I got up and made a sandwich. I thought there would be some idea about what the irreconcilable differences were this morning, but apparently not. So I guess I’ll speculate: eyeliner. Ashlee prefers lining upper and lower outer lids and lining the inner rim of her lower lid for a more intense look for an evening out, whereas Pete enjoys and all-out look for sultry eyes! Cover the entire lid with a dark gray, or for the newest take on the smoky eye, a deep bronze, eye shadow, and apply a lighter shade of the lid color in the crease with a fatter black pencil.