Anderson Cooper Was Attacked In Egypt


In a departure from his prostate being repeatedly hit, Anderson Cooper was attacked and punched in the head several times by pro-Mubarak supporters in Egypt.
Anderson Cooper and his crew were attacked by supporters of Hosni Mubarak in Cairo on Wednesday. CNN’s Steve Brusk tweeted that Cooper was punched in the head ten times. The incident came as pro-Mubarak supporters attacked protesters calling for the Egyptian president to step down. Speaking on “American Morning” after the attack, Cooper said that he and his crew had been trying to go to a neutral zone between the two groups. “We never got that far,” he said. “We were set upon by pro-Mubarak supporters punching us in the head.” Cooper said that he and the crew tried to escape, but that the crowd only grew: “the crowd kept growing, kept throwing punches, kicks…suddenly a young man would look at you and punch you in the face.”

I think it’s time for the Republican Party to step in and take control of this situation. Don’t they claim to have Jesus in their heart? And doesn’t Jesus know that dude Moses? Moses had pretty good success over there, right? “I’m on T-Mobile, don’t call me. And by the way, I’m a allegorical myth designed to help weak people believe magic will help them. What you guys need is something that can be dropped to the people from a F-16, ” Moses was quoted as saying.

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