Kate Upton Might Not Understand Twitter By todd February 28, 2011



Yes, Kate Upton is hot. Yes, she likes to post pics on Twitter. But maybe she should look up the word “correlation”. Or get a lot of German fans. Either or.

Yes, Kate Upton is hot. Yes, she likes to post pics on Twitter. But maybe she should look up the word “correlation”. Or get a lot of German fans. Either…

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Brooklyn Decker Came To Party, Links By todd February 28, 2011



Like the rest of the cast of Just Go With It, Brooklyn Decker had no business at the Oscars. But she did attend the Vanity Fair after party. As a Carolina Panther fan, I’d like to know her thoughts on who they might draft. Nick Fairley? Cam Newton? Da’Quan Bowers? And if she can tell me her thoughts on reverse cowgirl, you know, that would be great, too.

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Like the rest of the cast of Just Go With It, Brooklyn Decker had no business at the Oscars. But she did attend the Vanity Fair after party. As a…

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The Hotter Swan By todd February 28, 2011

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Unlike Kirk Douglas’ embalmed corpse, Mila Kunis was the hottest thing on stage last night. Mostly because of this dress. No, wait, I meant her boobs. Yeah, her boobs. Sorry about that. My grandma and I are practicing for a talent show, so I’ve had a lot on my mind lately. Speaking of which, gold sequins pants? Yes or no? I mean, my ass looks great, but I’m not sure gold is in my color wheel.

Unlike Kirk Douglas’ embalmed corpse, Mila Kunis was the hottest thing on stage last night. Mostly because of this dress. No, wait, I meant her boobs. Yeah, her boobs. Sorry…

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Melissa Leo Is Awesome By todd February 28, 2011

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Along with Michael Shannon and Jeremy Renner, Melissa Leo is my favorite actor working today. She absolutely killed it in Frozen River, and in The Fighter she made the fantastic Christian Bale look like he needed more acting classes. So when she won her overdue Oscar last night, she said “fuckin’” in her acceptance speech. Basically what I’m saying is, the only way she could be any cooler is if she came on stage flying an X-Wing Fighter.

Along with Michael Shannon and Jeremy Renner, Melissa Leo is my favorite actor working today. She absolutely killed it in Frozen River, and in The Fighter she made the fantastic…

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The Winners You Care About By todd February 28, 2011

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In case you missed it in my last two posts, the 83rd Academy Awards were last night. Besides Inception not winning Best Picture, the greatest tragedy of the night was James Franco and Anne Hathaway as the hosts. James Franco was high as giraffe’s pussy the whole night and Anne Hathaway and her tentacle arms were painfully unfunny. I couldn’t have laughed less if my doctor up showed and presented my brain with Best Achievement in Tumors. Anyway, here were the night’s main winners.

Best Picture: The King’s Speech
Best Actor: Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
Best Actress: Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Actor in a Supporting Role: Christian Bale, The Fighter
Actress in a Supporting Role: Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Director: Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
Original Screenplay: David Seidler, The King’s Speech
Adapted Screenplay: Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network

In case you missed it in my last two posts, the 83rd Academy Awards were last night. Besides Inception not winning Best Picture, the greatest tragedy of the night was…

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Winter’s Bone. It’s Still Winter, Right? By todd February 28, 2011

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Jennifer Lawrence lost the Best Actress Oscar to Natalie Portman, but Natalie Portman looks like a pregnant Fievel Goes To Urban Outfitters and has a vein on the side of her head that I think she uses to scan people’s minds. On the other hand, Jennifer Lawrence is 20 and wore this dress last night. Ask yourself, my friends. Who was the real winner here?

Jennifer Lawrence lost the Best Actress Oscar to Natalie Portman, but Natalie Portman looks like a pregnant Fievel Goes To Urban Outfitters and has a vein on the side of…

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Kate Upton Understands Twitter By todd February 28, 2011



I live Tweeted the Oscars last night, so I guess that’s a good enough segue to post Kate Upton twitpics. My totally appropriate not weird at all obsession with her is reaching damn near crisis levels, so hopefully that Mexican guy in these pics is an illegal. The last thing I need is the police being able to identify his dental records. I watch Investigative Discovery. I know what goes on over there. You can’t fool me, police!

I live Tweeted the Oscars last night, so I guess that’s a good enough segue to post Kate Upton twitpics. My totally appropriate not weird at all obsession with her…

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Fashion Police: 2011 Academy Awards® on E! By todd February 28, 2011


The fierce foursome is at it again, bringing viewers their no-holds-barred commentary (more…)

The fierce foursome is at it again, bringing viewers their no-holds-barred commentary

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QVC Is Cheap, Pretty By jess February 27, 2011
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The Independent Spirit Awards were yesterday, but their main draw was a pregnant chick who plays an anorexic lesbian dancer in a movie. That said, here are some shots from the QVC Red Carpet Style Party, featuring Katharine McPhee, Katie Cassidy, and newly-18 Victoria Justice. Chances are they’ll never be on a red carpet to accept any awards, but they’ll probably look better posing than most of nominees, so they’re the real winners.

The Independent Spirit Awards were yesterday, but their main draw was a pregnant chick who plays an anorexic lesbian dancer in a movie. That said, here are some shots from…

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Cameron Diaz Is A Cavewoman By jess February 27, 2011
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Cameron Diaz still pays for skin flicks. Us Weekly reports:

On Thursday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, when the host asked her if she enjoyed watching dirty movies, Diaz replied, “I love porn!”

And it seems the racy flicks are a favorite pastime for the star when she’s traveling.

“You know what I love about hotels? How discreet they are,” Diaz said. “I love that. They always give you that little thing at the bottom, ‘Your room will be charged the same as any other room, no titles will be used.’ [All the movies] cost the same amount.”

As for her own bedroom behavior, Diaz told Playboy last year that she likes it a little rough.

“I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder,” she told the mag. “You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”

She likes being clubbed over the head and she’s obviously never heard of the Internet. If her fling with A-Rod doesn’t work out, Bamm-Bamm’s probably legal now.

Cameron Diaz still pays for skin flicks. Us Weekly reports: On Thursday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, when the host asked her if she enjoyed watching dirty movies, Diaz replied, “I love…

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