Because she’s the downgrade most likely to keep him almost somewhat relevant, Jesse James proposed to Kat Von D. Radar Online reports:
Jesse James and Kat Von D’s engagement came as a shock to most everyone, and now RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting that the inked couple plans on tying the knot within the next month.
“Jesse and Kat don’t see any reason why they should wait to trade vows,” a source close to the couple explained.
“They are madly in love with each other and want to make everything official.”
Jesse James has been married four times. Kat Von D has to be retarded to think anything permanent will come out of this union other than tattoos and genital warts. And even those can be removed with lasers.