Janine Lindemulder Is Insane

Jesse James’ exwife and mother of his daughter, Sunny, is batshit crazy. Also, she wore the above outfit to court. In case you needed more evidence, E! Online says:

While Sandra Bullock’s former hubby, Jesse James, gets ready to plan yet another wedding, this one with new fiancè Kat Von D, his porn star ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, just couldn’t keep away.

And now she’s behind bars!

E! confirms that Lindemulder was arrested just outside of Austin, TX this morning and will remain there until at least tomorrow when she will have the opportunity to face a judge.

The Hay’s County Sheriff’s Department had three warrants out for her arrest after James turned over threatening and “abusive” voicemails left by his onetime missus, saying she leaves, “chronic harassing telephone calls to all hours of the day and night.”

The groom-to-be also says that he has received 300 calls since he moved to Texas!

So a tattooed skank who makes poor decisions is blowing up Jesse James’ phone, and he’s bitching about it? Weird. I know they divorced a while ago and all, but given the criteria, she really is just his type. And by “just his type,” I mean, “She has tattoos and probably the human papillomavirus.”

Jessica Lowndes hasn’t banged Jesse James. Isn’t she more attractive now?

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By jess, January 30, 2011 23 comments