“I would love to be in a Bond film—a Bond Girl!” Kim just told me as she walked into the Screen Actors Guild Awards tonight. “That would be the ultimate.” So wait, does she have a date with Daniel Craig, then? “There are a few offers on the table, but I definitely want to make the right decision for the right part.” That doesn’t mean Kim isn’t considering other gigs. “I love acting,” she said. “It’s challenging for me, and I love it.”
Man, I can’t wait to see this movie. Kim Kardashian as a Bond girl?! Hell yes. Although it may be difficult for someone to green light a script about James Bond trying to stop an evil environmentalist from taking control of that place at the swap meet where you can get Tupac airbrushed on your t-shirt.
While Home Depot had a rush on buckets for women to wring out their panties after it was announced that homey here would be playing Superman, the people who actually make casting decisions had other plans. Specifically, Henry Cavill. TMZ reports:
British actor Henry Cavill will be playing the role of Superman in the upcoming reboot of the franchise, Warner Bros. announced today. With Christian Bale portraying Batman and Andrew Garfield playing Spider-Man … the Brits have the market cornered! The movie is due out December 2012.
This is the least gay picture I could find of this dude, mostly because the wenches in the back with the huge racks help mitigate the queer of the frilly shirt and fancy vest. I guess this picture is from a period piece or something. You know, like the movie Carrie.
Appropriately enough since it’s been over a decade since either of them were relevant, the delusional Jennifer Love Hewitt and the butchered, barely recognizable Rose McGowan went to Decades Boutique. Not sure what they did there, but it definitely involved cleavage and most likely didn’t involve acting work.
Jesse James’ exwife and mother of his daughter, Sunny, is batshit crazy. Also, she wore the above outfit to court. In case you needed more evidence, E! Online says:
While Sandra Bullock’s former hubby, Jesse James, gets ready to plan yet another wedding, this one with new fiancè Kat Von D, his porn star ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, just couldn’t keep away.
And now she’s behind bars!
E! confirms that Lindemulder was arrested just outside of Austin, TX this morning and will remain there until at least tomorrow when she will have the opportunity to face a judge.
The Hay’s County Sheriff’s Department had three warrants out for her arrest after James turned over threatening and “abusive” voicemails left by his onetime missus, saying she leaves, “chronic harassing telephone calls to all hours of the day and night.”
The groom-to-be also says that he has received 300 calls since he moved to Texas!
So a tattooed skank who makes poor decisions is blowing up Jesse James’ phone, and he’s bitching about it? Weird. I know they divorced a while ago and all, but given the criteria, she really is justhistype. And by “just his type,” I mean, “She has tattoos and probably the human papillomavirus.”
Jessica Lowndes hasn’t banged Jesse James. Isn’t she more attractive now?
Charlie Sheen has spoken out for the first time since his wild party with porn stars that landed him in the hospital.
“I’m fine,” Sheen told RadarOnline’s Senior Executive Editor Dylan Howard via text message on Friday afternoon around the same time it was announced he was checking into rehab.
“People don’t seem to get it…. Guy can’t have a great time and do his job also?”
The Two and a Half Men star finished the text with a characterization of his detractors: “Bunch of turds.”
It’s not clear who Sheen was referring to, although RadarOnline.com revealed his father Martin was the one who convinced his son to seek help, along with his employer CBS which said in a statement it was “profoundly concerned for his health and well-being.”
The network announced its hit sitcom is going on production hiatus while the $2 million an episode star seeks help.
Sheen’s exchange with RadarOnline.com also draws into question an earlier statement, from his rep, that suggested he “voluntarily entered” an undisclosed rehabilitation center.
Of course Charlie Sheen didn’t “voluntarily” go to rehab. The man is a professional. The only things Charlie Sheen would voluntarily seek help for are finding his lost briefcase or Vivid Rolodex. Charlie Sheen’s biggest problem is only having two hands for all the high-fives he should be getting.
Jaime Pressly set the bar pretty low for 2011. E! Online reports:
The Emmy winner filed for divorce Friday from hubby Simran Singh after roughly 15 months of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason.
Their date of separation is listed as Dec. 27, according to the petition filed in Los Angeles Superior Court…
News that her marriage was on the rocks arose after she was arrested on suspicion of DUI after, per legal sources, she blew a .22 (nearly three times the legal limit of .08) during a traffic stop. Then came the tax records showing the IRS has filed more than $500,000 in tax liens against her in the last year and the state of California is looking to collect $95,080.
Jaime Pressly is a tax evading, marginally famous, drunk single mom with a fair amount of money to blow. Something tells me she won’t be single (or drinking for just one) for long. G’head, girl!
Like most professional, intelligent bloggers dedicated to giving you the news as it happens, The Superficial has covered this ongoing Charlie Sheen story like Mark Cuban covers a bet, leaving no coke mirror unturned in his pursuit of the truth. However, very much unlike most professional, intelligent bloggers dedicated to giving you the news as it happens, I've decided to post the pic of Kacey Jordan's crotch that she tweeted from Charlie Sheen's house during his 36 hour cocaine and porn extravaganza. It's obvious right before this was taken, Moses parted it to help him and the Israelites escape Pharaoh.
Since Hollywood hits reboot more than someone who downloaded a virus, Zac Snyder (director) and Christopher Nolan (producer) are starting yet another Superman franchise. In this version, apparently Clark Kent is part werewolf. LA Times reports:
Joe Manganiello must be howling at the moon — the “True Blood” werewolf is definitely in the running for the new “Superman.” The Ministry hassled its fanboy brother Hero Complex for details, as Hero tweeted Tuesday that the actor was high on a list of potentials to play the Man of Steel. Here’s what we know: At last week’s Academy Bake Off, a celebration of visual effects in film, talk around the room (especially from the team working on the new “Superman”) said Manganiello kept popping up in serious talks about a new face for the franchise. He’d fit right in — director Zack Snyder is no stranger to ab-tastic leading men (as he made Gerard Butler a star with “300″), and producer Christopher Nolan also has experience molding breakout hotties (ahem, Tom Hardy).
They should have stopped with Christopher Reeves. Not only was he the literal personification of Clark Kent/Superman, there doesn’t get much more of an iconic film image than this. And Superman, as far as movies go, is outdated. Why? Because movie audiences want to see shit blow up and superheros kick ass for two hours. Superman can’t do that. A mad scientist could spend twenty years creating an indestructible 200 foot tall robot with lasers for eyes and lava that shoots out of his hands and the end credits would roll in about three seconds after Superman punches it in the face and knocks it’s head to outer space then flies back and forth playing catch with it by himself. Basically, Superman is way too powerful to be interesting for two hours. All he can do is rescue kittens from trees and lay down on a railroad track so a train won’t crash. Trying to make a Superman movie interesting is like trying to make a COED kickball game competitive when Bruce Banner is one of the captains.