TSA RAPE KONG!!!!

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Kong Kardashian and the rest of the Armenian sluts were on George Lopez last night, and Kong anGRY BECAUSE TSA PAT HER DOWN AND TOUCH KONG’S ASSSSS ROOAAAAARRR!!! Radar Online reports:

In comments that are certain to stir controversy and outrage, Khloe Kardashian compared airport security to being raped in public. Khloe made the statements on George Lopez’s TV show Monday, talking about the TSA’s pat down security procedure. “Well, they basically are just raping you in public,” she said. ” I got asked the other day, do you want to go for a screening or get patted down. I don’t want that X-Ray to see everything, honey. “But the people are so aggressive. It’s like, ‘Chill out, you didn’t find anything on me yet, calm down. “They say, ‘OK, I’m going to be patting you down and I’m going to be touching the crease of your ass.’ That is so inappropriate.” “And they are so aggressive and forceful.” While the audience was mostly silent during Khloe’s bizarre attempt at humor, Lopez saved his guest by bringing the interview back around and getting the audience to laugh. Khloe was on the show promoting the family’s new book Kardashian Konfidential.

People always tell me that Khloe is the “cool one” and the “funny one”, but sorry. No she’s not. She’s Bigfoot with a flat iron. And of course she doesn’t want the X-ray to see everything. I bet it’s embarrassing to have a room full of people know your prostate is inflamed.

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