Scarlett Johansson Is Single

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I wondered why the clouds parted and the sun winked at me this morning. Good lookin’ out, sun. TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have separated. We’re told Ryan and Scarlett are living apart. And we’re told it’s amicable. The couple was married in September, 2008.

Besides that time Dennis Hopper was in a coma, Ryan Reynolds is quite possibly the worst actor alive today. In contrast, Scarlett Johansson has a massive rack. I really don’t know how those two things relate, but again, massive rack. Thanks. Have a good day.

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