DISAPPOINTING UPDATE: It's not Miley. It's a 19-year-old girl from London. Damn, England! First Christianity, now this?! Curse you, evil sorcerers!
Apparently Miley Cyrus' purse was stolen sometime last week, and inside her purse was her cell phone. And inside her cell phone were pictures she texted to her boyfriend. And in those pictures she texted to her boyfriend, Miley Cyrus is naked.
Note: The gossip ninjas over at ONTD have already dissected these pics and have basically proven it's her.