Lindsay Lohan Is An All Around Whore

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The only way Lindsay Lohan could get a job in Hollywood is if she takes over somebody’s paper route, so it’s no surprise that she’s a whore who will do anything for money. Just like she tweeted to let you know that you could get 50% off on a gift card! You hear that everyone?! A gift card! What a great deal! Someone who has better boobs doesn’t understand this, so that means I really don’t understand it either. Because let’s be honest, I do anything big boobs tell me.

Note: I was told about a great banner pic for this post, but I’m glad it didn’t happen. It might have broken the Internet.

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