Guess how Oscar-winning piece of ass Halle Berry feels about her anonymous model baby daddy giving golden showers. E! Online reports:
Kim Kardashian may be cold as a corpse on Twitter, but her love life is red-hot lately.
And while we’re still swooning over K. finally trading in commitment-phobe ballplayers for some sideline snugglin’ with an über-yummy French-Canadian model, we can’t help but wonder how Gabriel Aubry‘s ex feels about the sitch.
So is Halle ready to keep up with the Kardashians?
Don’t think she’s too worried about who her delish former dude is linked to these days, since she nabbed another French-bred stud, Olivier Martinez, and things seem to be getting semi-serious.
Even if Halle Berry was upset, she doesn’t have much to worry about, because Gabriel Aubry is as lily white as Britney Spears’ Louisiana ass. The best he could offer Kim is Tyson Beckford’s cell number and a referral to a plastic surgeon who can undo those cheek implants.