They Won’t Free Weezy For Long

New York really wants to set prisoners up for success. Case in point, Lil Wayne. TMZ reports:

The documents — which became effective today — clearly state that Wayne “may not consume or drink any substance containing alcohol” as long as he’s on probation … for the next 36 months.
Wayne is also prohibited from knowingly associating with any person engaged in criminal activity or any person with a criminal record without prior written approval from the probation department.

Hope he likes orange jumpsuits to match his soda, because TMZ also reported that Lil Wayne was going to have a Stereotype Party soon:

Lil Wayne already has 48 bottles of really expensive champagne – PAID FOR and ready to go — when he arrives for his prison release party at a Miami strip club this weekend.

It’s all going down at a joint called King of Diamonds — a 50,000 square foot mega strip club that’s equipped with a shoe shine station, massage parlor, basketball court and “fine dining.”

We’re told Wayne and his posse already purchased dozens of bottles of PJ Rose Perrier-Jouët champagne at $700 a pop.

The Big Apple can be a police state at times, but let’s be real. Lil Wayne doesn’t look like Lindsay Lohan. If he got arrested in California, sure, he might get a lighter sentence. But he’d also likely get tased, beaten with batons on video, and do a stint in Celebrity Rehab.

I don’t think Adriana Lima or Candice Swanepoel have ever been arrested, but since Victoria’s Secret sells handcuffs around Valentine’s Day, it seemed relevant enough.

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By jess, November 06, 2010 9 comments