Paris Hilton Is Doing This By todd November 23, 2010

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Paris Hilton was shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday (I know, right?! I can hardly believe it either!), then she bent over and did this. Not really sure why. Her asshole is basically Stargate except with more semen and less humans resembling ancient Egyptians who worship the god Ra.

Paris Hilton was shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday (I know, right?! I can hardly believe it either!), then she bent over and did this. Not really sure why. Her asshole…

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Miley Cyrus Is 18 By todd November 23, 2010



Destiny Hope Cyrus (stage name) or Miley Cyrus (professional name), officially turned 18 today. She’s been a whore for a while (see above) and a hillbilly for longer than that (see her dad), so this is pretty good news for the site. Unlike, the news her doctor will be giving her in a few years. That might not be as good.

Destiny Hope Cyrus (stage name) or Miley Cyrus (professional name), officially turned 18 today. She’s been a whore for a while (see above) and a hillbilly for longer than that…

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Wilde Links By todd November 22, 2010



Miley Cyrus grinding on some dude at her birthday party [Celebuzz]
Fuck this kid [The Superficial]
Celebslam Presents: Wardrobe Malfunctions [Celebslam]
Jessica Alba is an Egyptian goddess [Popoholic]
Why did Tulisa Contostavlos even wear panties at all? [TaxiDriver Movie]
Georgie Darby is topless [Egotastic]
Kim Kardashian has Halle Berry’s leftovers [The Blemish]
26 Smoking Scarlett Johansson Photos [Cityrag]
The good kind of racism [COED Magazine]
Jessica Simpson only has a food baby [Cele|bitchy]
If bullies made street signs [College Humor]
Miley Cyrus ditched Bret Michaels [Allie Is Wired]
Girls in bikinis. With guns. [Living Outdoors]
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Miley Cyrus grinding on some dude at her birthday party [Celebuzz] Fuck this kid [The Superficial] Celebslam Presents: Wardrobe Malfunctions [Celebslam] Jessica Alba is an Egyptian goddess [Popoholic] Why did…

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Taylor Swift Has Bangs, Would Get Banged By todd November 22, 2010

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In case you missed it last night (and let’s face it, you probably did), I live tweeted the 2010 AMAs, and while Taylor Swift was singing Back To December, I said she needed to go back to December and see if she could get a vocal coach. Because holy shit, this chick can’t sing. You could program the lyrics of Back To December into a Speak ‘N Spell and it would sound better than whatever the hell that was on stage last night. But Taylor Swift is hot. So she wins! Yay for having a penis!

In case you missed it last night (and let’s face it, you probably did), I live tweeted the 2010 AMAs, and while Taylor Swift was singing Back To December, I…

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Courtney Love Is Gross, Horny By todd November 22, 2010

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Courtney Love apparently got drunk/high and uploaded some pics to Twitter, and my God, these are bad. If you gave me a choice of editing these pics again or having acid thrown in my face, I’d help you pick out a Super Soaker.

Courtney Love apparently got drunk/high and uploaded some pics to Twitter, and my God, these are bad. If you gave me a choice of editing these pics again or having…

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Jessica Simpson Celebrated Her Engagement. With Pizza. By todd November 22, 2010



Of course she did. People reports:

With a menu of pizza and finger foods from La Loggia Italian Bistro, Jessica Simpson partied Thursday night with friends, family and her fiancĂ©, Eric Johnson, to celebrate the upcoming wedding. The bash at Simpson’s parents’ Encino house went until the early morning hours and included such guests as Jessica’s sister Ashlee Simpson and her husband Pete Wentz. Dad Joe Simpson made a toast. Jessica “had a great time,” says a source. “She was so excited to share her news with her family and friends and show them the ring!”

Christ, can’t this chick do anything with out food? At this point, if this Eric dude wants her to walk down the aisle he’s gonna have to leave cookie crumbs or have his groomsmen dress up like giant chocolate bunnies.

Of course she did. People reports: With a menu of pizza and finger foods from La Loggia Italian Bistro, Jessica Simpson partied Thursday night with friends, family and her fiancĂ©,…

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Malin Akerman Replaced Lindsay Lohan In Inferno By todd November 22, 2010



Since a one-armed illegal Mexican immigrant who is allergic to oranges and drywall has a better chance of getting hired than Lindsay Lohan, Malin Ackerman has officially been replaced Lohan in the Linda Lovelave biopic, Inferno. She’s most widely known from The Watchmen (BAM!). Or the guy Ben Still banged in Heartbreak Kid (EVEN MORE BAM!NSFW). Or the topless chick in Harold & Kumar (WAY MORE BAM!NSFW). Radar Online reports:

Director Matthew Wilder has wasted no time in replacing Lindsay Lohan as the star of his upcoming Inferno, RadarOnline.com has learned. He’s brought in superhot Malin Akerman to star in the Linda Lovelace biopic, Deadline Hollywood is reporting…RadarOnline.com was the first to reveal that Wilder was backing away from his long support of the troubled Lohan to star in his movie. On Wednesday he told us he had a “Plan B” in place. And yesterday, Wilder told us it was a done deal. “We’ve fired Lindsay,” he said, revealing that “we’ve already lined up somebody else who we are really happy with.” Lindsay’s camp is insisting she wasn’t fired, it was her decision to pull out of the film.

This movie is about a porn chick, and while Matthew Wilder might have got an actress upgrade, the titty downgrade has made me lose all interest in this thing. Is there some sort of conspiracy to keep Lindsay’s rack off a movie screen? It certainly appears so.

Since a one-armed illegal Mexican immigrant who is allergic to oranges and drywall has a better chance of getting hired than Lindsay Lohan, Malin Ackerman has officially been replaced Lohan…

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Joe Jonas Had Some Downtime By todd November 22, 2010

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What does Joe Jonas do when he’s not contractually obligated to hold hands with Ashley Greene in arranged paparazzi photoshoots? Oh, you know. The usual.

What does Joe Jonas do when he’s not contractually obligated to hold hands with Ashley Greene in arranged paparazzi photoshoots? Oh, you know. The usual.

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Miley Cyrus Is Exactly Like This By todd November 22, 2010

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SNL is as funny as a homeless child with Leukemia and a glass eye, but this weekend they a skit where Miley Cyrus had a talk show. As you watch it, please realize that it couldn’t be more true to life if it had a tire swing and showed barbecue recipes in the credits.

SNL is as funny as a homeless child with Leukemia and a glass eye, but this weekend they a skit where Miley Cyrus had a talk show. As you watch…

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