Miley Cyrus’ Mom Had Sex With Bret Michaels

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On October 27, it was announced that Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus were divorcing after 17 years of marriage. This came as a shock to most people, you know, most people except Bret Michaels’ penis. Us Weekly reports:

The reason Miley Cyrus’ parents are splitting after 17 years of marriage: Mom Tish had an affair with rocker Bret Michaels, reports the new Us Weekly (on newsstands Wednesday). When Billy Ray learned of it – as well as at least one other fling – he filed for divorce Oct. 27, sources tell Us Weekly. Michaels, 47, “became close to the entire family” this past February when he and Miley released the racy duet “Nothing to Lose,” an insider tells Us Weekly. He and Tish, 43, soon began carrying on an on-the-sly romance, sources tell Us Weekly. Tish was seen at Michaels’ Feb. 28 show at the Key Club in L.A., and he had once asked her production company’s help to adapt his book, Roses & Thorns, into a movie. “Billy Ray was completely unaware of what was going on,” the source says of the “Achy Breaky Heart” crooner, who is seeking joint custody of their three minor children, Miley (who turns 18 Nov. 23), Braison, 16, and Noah, 10. (They have three older children from previous relationships.) Though a rep for Michaels refutes the allegations, telling Us Weekly, “There has never been an affair or a fling,” and a rep for Tish also denies the dalliance, the Cyrus source insists, “It was a professional relationship that turned into something more.”

If I was married to Billy Ray Cyrus for 17 years, I would have killed myself by now, but I’m not understanding how a vagina can get wet for a dude in a bandanna who might have a brain hemorrhage or a stroke if he hears a loud noise. Unless she’s always wanted to get fucked on top of a crash cart, I don’t see how this is an upgrade.

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