Man, They Look So Much Alike



Since the economy is doing so well and credit card companies are open and honest about their practices, ruined credit across America was celebrated in NYC last night at the The Kardashian MasterCard Launch. Because who better to teach you about balance transfers and tips on how to lower your credit score than three rich, spoiled whores who live off the money their dad made by defending a guy who cut off his wife’s head? But more to the point, does anybody really believe Khloe Kardashian is an actual Kardashian? I mean, there’s no possible way, right? The only way this chick is Robert Kardashian’s kid is if Kris Jenner’s umbilical cord was laced with gamma radiation. Look at this huge bitch. Her head looks like it should be mounted on a wall in a hunting lodge. As a matter of fact, I’d like to see her credit card statement. I can’t shake the feeling her real first name is “The Abominable”.

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