Jessica Alba Is Photogenic, Pregnant, Topless

Granted, this wasn't the way I wanted to see Jessica Alba's naked rack, but I walked up and down that beach and I couldn't find a genie lamp, so I guess these pictures (NSFW) will have to do. I just wish I didn't feel so uncomfortable. I know that baby is watching me masturbate. Stop looking at me, baby! You think you're better than me, is that it?!

Note: These pictures have yet to be confirmed, but let's play the game where we pretend they have. I love that game!

Another note: If you're a recently unthawed cavemen or an alien sent to Earth to study our ways in preparation for the invasion, you may be unfamiliar with the Internet.  Hope that helps!

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By todd, November 05, 2010 525 comments