CNN Heroes 2010 Happened

The actual heroes CNN saluted were all pretty unattractive, but the guests were decent.

In Jessica Alba‘s case, extremely bangin’. I hear she’s a hero to screenwriters everywhere.

Annalynne McCord looks like the Crypt Keeper, but she’s a PR hero for convincing the brass on 90210 that she’s the hot breakout star.

Demi Moore is a hero for cougars and plastic surgeons:

Emmy Rossum is a hero for girls who want to stay relevant by dating and dumping trolls.

John Legend and his lady, Christy Teigen, are heroes because she tweets us and he reads us.

I don’t know who Shay Mitchell is, so I’ll say she’s a hero because she’s Mulan:


And as for the banner picture, Gerard Butler is a hero for Sparta. And for my vagina.

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By jess, November 27, 2010 103 comments