Yep, This Will Turn Out Well



When a woman is raised by devout Christian parents, she is taught that her vagina is a precious gift more valuable than the Golden Fleece and that it should be worshiped by all who are allowed to enter. This is pretty much the only way to explain this story.
Radar Online reports:

Katy Perry’s childhood may have been a bit sheltered, but as an adult, the singer has no qualms about her wild ways in the bedroom with husband Russell Brand. “Like Ludacris rapped, ‘I’m a lady in the street and a freak in the bed,’” she told Now Magazine. “I can’t rate myself, but if you ask Russell I’m sure he’d give me a ten out of ten.” The pair said, ‘I do’ in India last week and Perry isn’t worried about her new husband straying, despite his past history of skirt-chasing. “He’s made no secret of what his life was like before me, but that’s then and this is the future,” she said. “He’s cheated in the past but he knows how good he has it with me and I know he’d never do anything to jeopardize that. I trust him 100 percent.

Haha, wow. This should be interesting. Remember when that dude from LifeLock posted his social security number all over his commercials and ads and said that he trusted his product so much that no one could steal his identity? Then, you know, hackers stole his identity? This is pretty much like that except replace “LifeLock” with “Katy Perry’s vagina” and “hackers stole his identity” with “Russell Brand waking up on top of two teenage twins in two weeks.”

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By todd, October 29, 2010 56 comments