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Robert Pattinson (seen here with a typical Twilight fan) is reportedly a singer-songwriter but has yet to release any material. But don’t worry, he’ll be bigger than The Beatles. The Sun reports:
“I am sure I’ll be one of those artists that people don’t pay any attention to while I’m alive, and when I am dead people will go yeah, man, that was a work of art…”I see myself playing in a rundown blues bar, with about three people drowning their sorrows. I play according to my mood, and sometimes that can come across as very depressing in music.“
Right, because I can’t wait to hear a skinny, rich white dude in body glitter tell me how depressed he is. What, did his eyeliner pencil break? Did he spill his microbrew on his cashmere cardigan when he found out a farmer’s market was closed? I don’t get it.
So a wannabe Ray LaMontagne in a knit cap basically. Sweet: