Lindsay Has Priorities

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Lindsay is at the Betty Ford Clinic in Desert Mirage, Palm Springs, California where she should be focusing on finding out why she can’t see a straw without trying to cut it in half, but please realize we’re talking about Lindsay Lohan. Popeater reports:

Cash strapped Lindsay Lohan has come up with a way to make some extra money while she is away in rehab. The scandalized star is planning a staged photo shoot documenting her healing that she will then sell to the highest bidder. “Lindsay hasn’t worked in so long that the only way she makes money now is from selling photographs,” a friend of Lohan’s tells me. “She can make an easy $30,000 to $40,000 a pop for a few hours work. However pictures of her in rehab getting better could sell for as much as $100,000.”…“Nothing with Lindsay surprises me anyone,” one weekly editor tells me. “You would think she would be focusing on dealing with her addictions not staying photo shoots. But this is who this girl is. She never thinks about the long-term solution but rather is always looking for the quick fix.”

Lindsay has been to rehab five times, been sent to jail, and the only calls she gets from Hollywood are from debt consolidation companies, so does anybody think this time is gonna be different? People kick addictions when they want to, no amount of rehab will help unless you want it to. I don’t care if Lindsay wins an Oscar or dies tomorrow, but in the meantime, can’t we just send this spoiled bitch to Dubai to get passed around like a hookah? I’m pretty sure there’s more money to be made than posing for pictures while chain-smoking during pillow therapy.

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