My faith in the sanctity of marriage has been restored. According to TMZ:
As we previously reported, Heidi called off her divorce from Spencer — and as a symbol of their (unfortunately) undying love, Speidi fed each other s’mores that they’d cooked over an inferno of legal docs. Heidi tells TMZ she was waiting for Spencer to make her his top priority: “All I ever wanted was to know that Spencer loved me more than he loved all this other nonsense.” For his part, Spencer tells us, “Through everything it’s been Heidi’s love that kept me grounded. Realizing my behavior was pushing her away was a terrifying wake-up call. I’ve still got a long way to go to repair the trust, but I hope with continued self improvement, our relationship will be stronger than ever.”
It’s a strange day when Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt seem to have it pretty figured out. Hollywood marriages typically have the shelf life of an open can of tuna, and even though I’m not 100% convinced that their split was real, whatever problems they had were addressed and worked through. Now, with that being said, don’t watch the video on the TMZ site. The time I spent watching Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Douche roasting marshmallows is four minutes of my life squandered and I would hate to have you do the same. Besides, it is Friday, so I know most of you have a busy night of anonymously posting your hate-rants and watching porn in your mom’s basement to get ready for. She must be so proud!