The future mother of the kids I’m going to give up for adoption voted yesterday, so you should as well. I really don’t care who you vote for as long as you vote. The liberal media will try to tempt you by saying the McRib is back for a limited time starting on November 2nd, but don’t be fooled by their subversionist tactics! Vote now!!
Note: If Christine O’Donnell is elected as anything except the Mayor of McDonaldland, I’m holding all of you responsible.