Let’s just hope this little publicity stunt doesn’t turn Karissa Shannon into the next Paris. We already have too many useless bitches to make fun of.
According to TMZ:
When we caught up with Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch outside STK last night, he told us the Karissa tape was “definitely the most extreme video that I’ve ever seen, as a celebrity tape. There’s everything you can imagine — whips, chains, handcuffs. It’s absolutely crazy.”
That all sounds like a typical Tuesday in my house, so I’m not really getting the “extreme” part of it. It consists of a barely B cup blonde engaging in some light bondage with a black dude. There are 12 different versions of that behind the counter at 7-11. I mean look at how Hirsch even qualifies his claim by adding “as a celebrity tape”. That’s like saying Good Luck Chuck is the funniest movie… that Dane Cook was ever in. I can watch Animal Planet for kinkier sex than any celebrity sex tape has ever produced- complete with night vision and a golden shower. Have you watched Meerkat Manor? Those little buggers get craaaazzzzzyyyy!!
NOTE: You can watch the interview here.