Well that was fast.
Lindsay Lohan has failed a drug test in her criminal case … TMZ has learned. We’re told the court-mandated drug test in question occurred last week. According to the terms of Lindsay’s probation, she will get 30 days in jail for a positive drug test. One source connected with Lindsay tells TMZ … “People with addiction problems don’t get better magically, and she’s really been making an effort to make herself better.” And D.A. spokesperson Sandi Gibbons tells TMZ her office has not been “officially notified” of the test results and no court date has been set yet. UPDATE: Sources close to Lindsay tell us she is saying it’s not true — insisting she has not failed, but we have confirmed it is indeed true.
And now TMZ is saying that it wasn’t just one drug test she failed, but TWO. Let’s recap shall we? In the four weeks since Miss L has been out of rehab, she’s been seen partying in New York and Los Angeles, and has hit a baby with her car. She was still holding hard and fast to her one way ticket for the Hot Mess Express, so we all knew it was only a matter of time before she jumped back on board. It’s not her fault though. Judging by recent pictures, Lindsay’s been brainwashed by Mugatu in a plot to kill the Malaysian Prime Minister. Derelicte… it’s a fashion, a way of life.
Lindsay tweeted with her tail between her legs:
UPDATE: Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Or in this case, where there’s coke, there’s a flamer. Michael Lohan is already spouting off. You can read whatever nonsense he has to say here if you care… but really why would you?