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The chicks, I mean women, no wait…womyn over at Jezebel have wished castration on me in the past, so I try to avoid them whenever I can, but they should have thought about that before they posted an email from a reader who saw an early screening of Machete.
I saw Machete. It’s really well-executed exploitation… but Lindsay is barely in it. She’s nude almost the whole time (except for the “nun with a gun” scene), and she has a videotaped ménage à trois with her mother (not Dina) and Danny Trejo in a pool. Her father pulls her out of a drug den type situation and confesses (to priest Cheech Marin) to lustful thoughts about his daughter. “i just wish she’d look at me as more of a man.” I don’t know if the small role was tailored to her… But. Yeah.
Say what you want about Lindsay (and she would deserve it), but her rack has never been the problem. It succeeds in spite of Lindsay. Like white kids in public schools.