In what might be the creepiest couple in Hollywood, Hayden Panettiere
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boyfriend, Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko
, attended Oktoberfest in Munich. Dear God. She looks like she just got handed to him by a nurse in a room with pink balloons out front. I have no idea how she walks, because I assume her anus looks like an innertube and her cervix has a Mexican guy standing in front of it wearing a hard hat and a reflective vest turning a sign that says “Stop” and “Slow” on it.