Jamie Lee Curtis’ Dad Died By molly September 30, 2010

Hollywood legend and gay icon Tony Curtis died last night. According to ET:

His daughter Jamie Lee Curtis’ rep has confirmed to ET the news of the legendary actor’s passing. Jamie reacted to her father’s passing, telling ET, “My father leaves behind a legacy of great performances in movies and in his paintings and assemblages. He leaves behind children and their families who loved him and respected him and a wife and in laws who were devoted to him. He also leaves behind fans all over the world. He will be greatly missed.”… Curtis, whose real name was Bernard Schwartz, was perhaps most known for his comedic turn in Billy Wilder’s ‘Some Like It Hot’ with co-stars Marilyn Monroe and Jack Lemmon.

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Hollywood legend and gay icon Tony Curtis died last night. According to ET: His daughter Jamie Lee Curtis’ rep has confirmed to ET the news of the legendary actor’s passing….

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Paris Hilton’s Boyfriend Is A Good Driver By molly September 30, 2010

I’m starting to see a pattern. First, Lindsay gets arrested, then Paris gets arrested. Next, Lindsay sideswipes a stroller in a Maserati, then Paris Hilton and her boyfriend -this guy- run down a paparazzo in a Bentley. TMZ is reporting:

It all went down as paparazzi swarmed the car as Paris and Cy Waits left Boa in West Hollywood. The posse of paparazzi was all over the car, when suddenly Cy accelerated, knocking a photog down.

The couple took off after the hit and the photog called the cops. Paramedics were also called and took the female photog to a local hospital. We’re told at some point later, Cy came back, sans Paris, and spoke with police.

Law enforcement sources tell us Cy was cited for hit and run, then allowed to leave.

And get this … sources say Paris is saying, “The pap is making up injuries.”

Law enforcement sources also tell us they’re looking into all of the photogs, because flashing the lights could have blinded the driver … which may constitute interfering with the operation of a motor vehicle — which is also a crime. 

UPDATE: Sources close to Cy tell us … Waits is adamant that he was not cited for hit and run. Instead, Waits believes the photographer placed him under citizen’s arrest — and cops were obligated to sign the citizen’s arrest form. 

Sources also tell us Cy wasn’t aware that he struck the photog until after he drove away … but once he found out — via text message — he immediately called the police himself to follow up and eventually returned to the scene.

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I’m starting to see a pattern. First, Lindsay gets arrested, then Paris gets arrested. Next, Lindsay sideswipes a stroller in a Maserati, then Paris Hilton and her boyfriend -this guy-…

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Greg Giraldo Died By todd September 29, 2010



I’m not sure how you “accidentally” overdose on prescription pills, but maybe Greg Giraldo can fill us in. Oh wait, never mind. He’s dead. TMZ reports:

Greg had been hospitalized in New Brunswick, NJ after he overdosed on prescription pills last weekend. A source said the overdose was not a suicide attempt. Giraldo was best known for his celebrity roast appearances. He had also been a judge on “Last Comic Standing.” A source close to Greg tells us, “Greg passed away today at the hospital in New Brunswick as a result of an accidental overdose. His family was by his side.” We’re told plans are being made for a public memorial service.

I never really got into this dude, but apparently a lot of people did so I guess it’s sad. I’m just wondering if he’s cremated can we call it a roast? Seems only reasonable.

I’m not sure how you “accidentally” overdose on prescription pills, but maybe Greg Giraldo can fill us in. Oh wait, never mind. He’s dead. TMZ reports: Greg had been hospitalized…
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Excuse Me, Miss By todd September 29, 2010

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Here’s Ashley Greene leaving a gym in Studio City yesterday, and as you see, she seems a little preoccupied with her phone. Normally she would be texting me, but lately something’s changed that ain’t hard to define. Joe’s got himself a….fuck it, you know the rest.

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Here’s Ashley Greene leaving a gym in Studio City yesterday, and as you see, she seems a little preoccupied with her phone. Normally she would be texting me, but lately…

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Michael Bolton Demands An Apology By todd September 29, 2010



Michael Bolton has made countless millions singing vagina begging music, and when he got voted off Dancing With The Stars last night for epically sucking, he whined like a weeping vagina. Oh boo hoo. ABC News reports:

After the singer-songwriter’s “Hound Dog” routine was savagely torn apart by judge Bruno Tonioli, who called it “the worst jive in 11 seasons,” Bolton has demanded an apology. Monday night, Bruno lashed out at Bolton’s jive with professional partner Chelsie Hightower in which they used a dog house as a prop. He gave the couple the low score of three out of 10, putting him way behind his competitors. “I am a dog lover, but you make it so hard for me. You should have taken your bone and gone back to the dog house,” Bruno said. “You did it all very, very, very badly.”

Man, we should really feel bad about the way Michael Bolton has been treated. If banging Nicolette Sheridan when she was 28 and Teri Hatcher in the early 90s wasn’t bad enough, he had to suffer the indignity of nine #1 singles and Ashley Judd going down on him. Now this?! I think it’s pretty obvious at this point that Michael Bolton has been cursed by some carnival gypsy. Can he save his soul before the evil forces at work consume his very being? Let’s pray that he can, my friends.

Michael Bolton has made countless millions singing vagina begging music, and when he got voted off Dancing With The Stars last night for epically sucking, he whined like a weeping…
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Christina Hendricks Is On Set By todd September 29, 2010

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Christina Hendricks is filming Drive with Ryan Gosling, and based on these pictures, it’s tale of one woman’s drive for more food and a push up bra. Now that I’ve successfully pointed out that she’s overweight, I’d like to point out that my cousin Patrick looks exactly like Ryan Gosling if Ryan Gosling had a year round tan. I really don’t have anything else to say except fuck you, Patrick.

Christina Hendricks is filming Drive with Ryan Gosling, and based on these pictures, it’s tale of one woman’s drive for more food and a push up bra. Now that I’ve…

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Michelle Rodriguez Is Sensitive To Others By todd September 29, 2010



But…but…THEY KILLED THE JEWS!! Splash reports:

‘Lost’ actress Michelle Rodriguez poses in front of a swastika flag in this picture posted on her official Twitter page. While the screen star appeared to be mocking Nazi supporters – whom the ancient symbol is often associated with – she nevertheless angered some fans. Posting the image from Texas she wrote: “Hehehhehee Only in Austin can you find such Happy Nazi flag shooters look at the holes on this flag.” But one fan said: “That is NOT cool. Even if I know you’re against the Nazi regime, it is INACCEPTABLE to pose in front of a swastika flag. Sorry Michelle, but that’s over the top.” Earlier the 32-year-old posed with a massive weapon, saying: “Love me some range shootin;)” Her new film, ‘Machete’, was partly shot on location in Austin

Whatever. You know why you don’t see a bunch of Native Americans standing around in a bar? Because we’re all dead. Get over it. At least you know how to appraise diamonds and run movie studios. Seriously, what’s the big deal? She was kneeling in front of a flag. When Americans go to the Middle East, they pose in front of flags all the time. And they even get a souvenir blindfold and get to tell their family what a great time they’re having on videotape! Awesome! Although I wish they would upgrade to Blu-Ray. Videotapes tend to wear out over time.

But…but…THEY KILLED THE JEWS!! Splash reports: ‘Lost’ actress Michelle Rodriguez poses in front of a swastika flag in this picture posted on her official Twitter page. While the screen star…

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Lindsay Is In Rehab. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. By todd September 28, 2010



You know, for the fifth time.TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is in a live-in rehab facility…The plan is for Lindsay to stay at least until the next court hearing on October 22.

I realize this live-in rehab facility is in California, but is it an island with impenetrable sea defenses where the worst prisoners are let lose to create an isolated barbaric society where the strongest men rule? No? Then let’s assume it won’t do any fucking good.

You know, for the fifth time.TMZ reports: Lindsay Lohan is in a live-in rehab facility…The plan is for Lindsay to stay at least until the next court hearing on October…

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Australia’s Next Top Model Is A Well Oiled Machine By todd September 28, 2010

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The finale of Australia’s Next Top Model was last night, and you know how when you watch reality shows and the host announces the winner and everybody cheers and the winner cries because the host read the card right? Yeah so, imagine the exact opposite of that.

Speaking of winners in Australia, here’s Sophie Turner, winner of this year’s Australia’s Next Top Choice For Todd’s Pregnancy Test He Got For His Birthday.

The finale of Australia’s Next Top Model was last night, and you know how when you watch reality shows and the host announces the winner and everybody cheers and the…

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Bristol Palin Is A Wonderful Mother By todd September 28, 2010



Bristol Palin is famous because John McCain picked his VP candidate’s name out of a hat and because she got knocked up after not fully understanding what the word “abstinence” means. Now she’s on Dancing With The Stars. And her son calls the nanny mommy. National Enquirer reports:

The 19-year-old daughter of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin uprooted her 21-month-old son, Tripp, from their home in Alaska to take part in the Hollywood celebrity dance competition – but until recently, she’s been spending very little time with him as she rehearses for the show, sources told The ENQUIRER. And baby daddy Levi Johnston is livid that she has allowed their son to be raised mostly by a nanny! “Tripp is now second to Bristol’s desire for fame and stardom,” said a close source. “Tripp is primarily being cared for by Bristol’s nanny in strange surroundings far from home.”

Bristol’s response?

I’m just like every other working mom: balancing work, raising my son and taking on a new, positive challenge.” Bristol added that Tripp is “healthy and doing great.”

Bristol Palin as an advocate for teen pregnancy prevention is like Dahmer being an advocate for the vegan lifestyle, so whatever. But wait, I thought the kid’s name was Trig? Who is this Tripp person? Are these two different kids? And if they are, which one is the retarded one? If it’s the one who looks like Jason Voorhees when he jumped out of the lake as a kid at the end of Part 1, who cares? Get one of those laser pointer things for cats and shine it on the wall, he’ll be all right.

“Working mom”, huh? So that’s what we’re calling this now?

Bristol Palin is famous because John McCain picked his VP candidate’s name out of a hat and because she got knocked up after not fully understanding what the word “abstinence”…

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