Spencer Pratt Is Logical

Remember how Spencer Pratt is claiming to be shopping a sex tape? Well, he’s named his price and of course, being the beacon of rationality that he is, it’s an appropriate figure. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ … Spencer Pratt has a price in mind for the Heidi Montag sex tape — $5,000,000!!! Sources close to the deal tell TMZ they have heard Spencer’s asking price and that Vivid doesn’t think the figure is “an unreasonable price.”

For his part, Spencer tells TMZ that he has an “entire website’s” worth of footage, saying, “I will knock Club Jenna out of the water.”

Spencer went on to say he thinks releasing the tapes will be good for Heidi, saying, “When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure.”

For the record, I’ve seen this movie and it’s called Lars and the Real Girl. And really, the only thing these two should be paid $5 million for is voluntary exile in the heart of the Amazon rainforest… and even then it’s iffy. You could put this behind a bent over Malibu Barbie and make a more interesting yet eerily similar version of the Speidi porno- but with less plastic and more self-awareness of course.

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By molly, August 22, 2010 20 comments