Kelly Brook Says Good Morning



California is probably covered in glitter and lube this morning, so it’s a good thing Kelly Brook can walk her legendary hot ass into an awaiting limousine in London without the fear of slipping in just an excuse to have white tigers in boas to commemorate Neil and Bob being part of a crumbling institution disguised as a fight for civil liberties and equality. So to herald the gay citizens of California’s rights to pay alimony and to sleep in a car after a no-fault divorce, I will put more cinnamon in my oatmeal this morning. I don’t know, I just always thought Cinnamon would be a good name for a gay pony.

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