Tom Hardy Might Not Be Gay

Earlier this week, the Inception star made a few comments that portrayed him as being gayer than eight guys fucking nine. Well, apparently, we were mistaken in that assumption. E! Online reports:

“It’s all taken out of context,” a source close to the rising star claimed after we asked about the article. “He was discussing a gay role and quotes coming from the character,” the same person defends.

”Taken out of context” is PR code for “my client doesn’t know when to shut up”. This guy is clearly a homo. Look at those lips! If he’s not using them to suck cock, then he’s doing a huge disservice to the gay community. Besides, he’s far too pretty to be straight. And by pretty, I don’t mean DAAAAAMMNN BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT! I mean he would look gorgeous in a minidress and a pair of Louboutins.

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By molly, July 31, 2010 27 comments