The Understatement Of The Year Award Goes To…

“We love each other but I’m a famewhore and I’ll never grow out of it,” Pratt tells PEOPLE. “[Heidi] knows that and doesn’t want that.”… “I’m switching it up,” he says. “I’ve already gone for the blonde, spiky-haired look. Now I’m going for the Hollywood producer look.” Continues Pratt: “I’m an artist now. I have an easel and everything. I’m going for an art show and a gallery.”

Hollywood producer look? I have seen bums under the freeway that look more respectable than this douchebeard. Not only are his chin pubes uber obnoxious (almost as obnoxious as people who say uber), his incoherent ramblings make Mel Gibson look like fucking Socrates. Spencer, do us all a favor, put down the paint-by-numbers- he has an easel and everything!- and volunteer for sterilization. I would wish a slow painful death upon him, but at least he’s entertaining… I’m looking at you Kardashians!

King Spencer and Frankenskank his “estranged” wife:

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By molly, July 24, 2010 28 comments