Snooki Was Arrested Yesterday

When your 15 minutes are solely based on your ability to get shitfaced, yeah, I’d say this was inevitable. And not at all for publicity. According to TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell us the Seaside Heights PD busted Snooki moments ago for disorderly conduct. The details of that conduct are unclear. We’re told Snooki — real name Nicole Polizzi — is currently in police custody. Earlier in the day, Snooki was partying on the beach with a beer bong … only she was filling it up with Coca-Cola. We’re told she was also seen at a local bar taking “body shots.”

Okay, I admit I didn’t miss a single episode of the first season of Jersey Shore. I know, I know! But it was for the same reason I would poke at roadkill with a stick when I was little (true story) – I am one fucked up little lady. I mean, you put together a group of half-breeds and half-wits who serve as the poster children for melanoma and ‘roid rage, give them a bottle of Jäger, throw in a couple of Bump-Its, and let the rest play out on it’s own? That’s pure GOLD in my book. But I digress… why the hell would anyone put Coke in a beer bong? To see how fast those empty calories go straight to your thighs? Well done Snooks- you seem to be winning that race.

I wonder how much fan mail this dude gets:

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By molly, July 31, 2010 39 comments