Hey, remember when the media told you that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green (the “Austin” throws off the Jew-dar) got married in a private ceremony in Hawaii because they didn’t want to be bothered by reporters and cameras? You do? Okay, good, because here’s the exclusive photos! Man, I need to find this paparazzi. His invisibility cloak will really help my guild on its quest through the Blackfathom Deeps.
The lovely couple in Maui: