Lindsay’s Machete Poster Is Shocking

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Lindsay’s character poster for Machete came out yesterday, and as you can see, she plays a nun who likes to lick things. OMG, did you see what they did there?! It’s Lindsay Lohan, but she’s playing a nun! A sexy nun! You see, Lindsay Lohan is a whore in real life, but she’s playing a nun! Man, I totally didn’t see that coming!

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