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If this story is even remotely true, which it probably is, I have six days to send out invitations to the “You Just Won Your Celebrity Death Pool! What Are You Going To Do Next?!” party.
The 24-year-old actress is reportedly so upset over the 90 day jail sentence looming over her since July 6, that she’s threatening to take her own life. “She just kept repeating, ‘I can’t go to jail,’ and, ‘I’ll kill myself first,’” a source tells Star magazine. “She’s mentally unstable and getting worse.” After Lindsay’s discovered she’d be serving time at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., Star reports she went home and broke everything in sight.
“She ran around breaking mirrors, cutting herself and rambling like a lunatic. She tore her house apart before she finally just broke down,” reveals a source.
I’m not really sure what Lindsay thought was going to happen after she repeatedly spit in the face of the law. Get tickets for cruise? A shopping spree? Does she have any semblance of sanity and reason left in her fucking head? I swear to God, if they try to take Lindsay in and she resists by putting her fingers to her temples or trying to shoot metal claws out between her knuckles because she thinks she’s one of the X-Men, I will just nod my head because I will be fully expecting it.