This picture of singer(?) Ke$sha covered in semen hit on Buzzfeed about an hour ago, but I wanted to make sure it wasn’t a fake, so I waited to post it. Then I realized the pictured included the words “covered in semen”, so I no longer cared. Mostly because if a girl lets you jack off on her and take a picture, you should marry her. I think Toni Morrison said that in a book somewhere.