Miley Cyrus became Disney’s golden child at the age of 14 when she vomited Hannah Montana all over you television. She then turned 17 and became kind of hillybilly-go-to-town slut. Katy Perry does not approve.
“Oh my God, poor girl,” Katy said as quoted by Life & Style Magazine. “She’s Britney Spears all over again. It’s happening right before our eyes.” When her friend asked if she meant Lindsay Lohan, she answered, “No, she’s definitely headed the Britney route. It’s worse. Look at those outfits. It’s bad.”
Yeah, look how much Miley has changed. It’s crazy. Almost as much as this changed into this. Only except Miley didn’t go from singing songs about marrying Jesus to singing thinly-veiled innuendos passing as songs about how gurls specific to one region are better at sucking cock. Maybe Katy Perry should spend more time worrying about her 15-year fans finding out who Bettie Page is and less time worrying about a 17-year old who sells more albums than she does. Oh, and if she could get naked that would be cool, too.