Today marks the 234th year of freedom for slave-owning, white aristocrats who didn’t want to pay their taxes, so as you celebrate the successful occupation of the lower half of North America, please do so responsibly. In the spirit of the holiday, you wouldn’t want to do anything illegal.
UPDATE: I’ve been getting inundated with requests from chicks to make IDLYITW boyshorts as well as t-shirts. So again, we’ll need models. If you want your ass on the Internet, feel free to show us what you got and that ass on the Internet may be yours! (send all pics to firstname.lastname@example.org)
I won’t be back until Tuesday, so if you want to read celebrity gossip and look at tits, please wipe the barbecue sauce and sunscreen off your hands long enough to check out these sites: