Coco Is Subtle

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You can see Coco’s ass from Google Earth, so it’s unclear why she would stick her…wait for it…comically oversized ass directly in front of a camera and take a picture. Oh, I know. It’s Coco. She honestly believes she has the greatest ass in the world, although there’s a good chance Eskimos could use it for fuel. Sorry if it makes me gay for not wanting to hit this, but I shouldn’t have to be Inspector Gadget to get my dick past the ten inches of ass cheek. Plus, I’m convinced her ass is like some ghetto Stargate, where if I had sex with it, I’d be transported to some Detroit version of Pandora where I’d have to compete in a step show to save a tree that gives out payday loans.

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