In their Hot Pics section, Us Weekly posted this pic of a gorilla handing Kim Kardashian a banana with the caption “Kim Goes Ape!”. Yeah, so I wrote something after that last sentence but it was so horrifically offensive that I looked my at laptop and hid behind the couch. Then I erased it. So, um, man look at that banana! Did you know that “banana” is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce? They’re good in pancakes, with ice cream, and they’re also a source of fiber for high quality textiles! Wow, what can’t the banana do?! Hey, banana! Look at you go!