Perez Hilton paused 300 long enough today to beat off instead to this picture that he posted on Twitter with the caption, “My hubby is so hot! I love him!”. Turns out it was Lady Gaga. Imagine everyone’s surprise! Popeater reports:
Lady Gaga just won’t stop toying around with those hermaphrodite rumors. Now, the ever-eccentric pop star appears in drag (?) for an upcoming issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. Perez Hilton and Gaga’s stylist, Nicola Formichetti, teased the Twitterverse this morning with photos of a mysterious male model — one that happens to have a strikingly familiar profile. Formichetti credits the model as “Jo Calderone,” but he later linked out to a blog debating whether or not the mystery man is indeed Gaga
Man, Lady Gaga is so full of edgy antics! When will they ever get old?! Yeah, that would be now. Stylist reports:
Is it just us or is everyone coming down with a case of Lady Gaga Fatigue? A few months ago, we didn’t think twice about blasting “Telephone” on repeat until the neighbors called to complain, and each and every day seemed like a new opportunity to gawk at her latest madcap outfit. But now a series of awkward incidents has us wondering if Lady Gaga might have — dare we say — jumped the shark. Sure, her sister may be cool with being upstaged…but the whole thing suggested that perhaps the pop star has been taking her role as a fashion icon a little too seriously. She didn’t look stylish — she looked like a tool...The genius of Lady Gaga’s envelope-pushing style is that it always felt like she was getting the last laugh, toying with conventional beauty standards while breaking new fashion ground. Even if our first reaction was “What is she wearing this time?” she earned our respect and always had the upper hand. But in these last few weeks something seems to have shifted. Now, it seems like the joke just might be on her.
So before you take your earrings off and have a protest parade, please understand that everything Lady Gaga does is completely unoriginal and tired. “But Todd, Lady Gaga blurs the gender roles and makes us question what sexuality really is!” Really? Like he did 30 years ago? “Well, she writes and performs her own songs and they’re #1 hits!” Oh, you mean like this chick who wrote, produced, and performed #1 hits at the age of 17 in 1989? “But she took on religion in her sacrilegious video for Allejandro!” Yeah, so did she. When Gaga was 9. “But she’s a trailblazing fashion icon who uses pop music and her image to challenge what we believe to be fashion!”. Yeah, like her. “But she’s a fashion and gay icon who can sing!” Better than this gay icon? “That’s different! Gaga’s music makes people dance!” Oh, then you mean like this one? “No! Lady Gaga is the gay icon and she will never be replaced no matter who gayer comes along!” Really, why don’t you ask her about that? In closing, shut the fuck up. Have a good day, everyone!