Since I was given no guidance as a child and was led to believe that the world revolved around me, I throw out the word “whore” a lot on the site. My bad. But today is a good day, because Victoria Silvstedt is an actual whore. Seriously. For legal reasons, Victoria Silvstedt can’t hang a neon sign on her vagina and advertise her price list, but if you want to hit it, I assume all you need is a current passport and a certified check.