God Save The Queen

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Since England can’t even beat America at soccer (football is played Fri-Sunday in the fall, soccer is played by frolicking lads in shorts), I hope these pictures of Alice Goodwin and her damn near perfect rack will help you get through this crushing defeat. Which reminds me, Alice Goodwin has no discernible talent except taking off her shirt. Yet she’s famous and on the cover of magazines. So if you’re reading this, and your bras can only get to B in the alphabet, you might want to consider implants. No, no, I’m sure you’re a beautiful person and everyone loves the scrapbooks of your cats, but seriously get implants. If you walk into a bar with anything less, you’ll be like Michael J. Fox trying to find a beer pong partner or a black guy signing up for Mathletes. Sure, you may get to live your dream eventually, just please know that you’ll be waiting a while.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. CLICK THE BANNER PIC.

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