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Sarah Jessica Parker has a new movie out, so her crypt was opened and she was let out to go on Letterman. Before her taping, she was given virgin blood and stood outside where she made an X on people’s magazines with her talon claws. Christ, this has to be the ugliest bitch in Hollywood. If I had to pay $12.50 to sit in the dark and see a closeup of her face on a 30 foot screen, I’d also expect to see strobes lights inside a jack-o-lantern and a guy running down the aisle with a chainsaw, because obviously I’d be on a haunted house ride.

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