They Look Uncomfortable



Jessica Simpson showed up to the star-studded gala, A Night Of Fashion & Technology With LG Mobile Phones, with other stars such as that lady from that show and that one dude from that one thing in a dress that is apparently twelve sizes too small. Her tits look like they need to buddy breathe. They also appear to be flat. Which kinda defeats the purpose of having DD’s. Chicks with DD’s should be walking around on rose petals sent from heaven, not sucking in and hoping that the sound of the camera flashes will help draw people’s attention away from their Spanx screaming for a quick death.

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