There are a lot of beautiful women on this site, but Kelly Brook is almost too beautiful to look at. She is incapable of taking a bad picture, and it’s physically impossible when she wears a dress with no bra. Her body is so perfect, I’d almost be afraid to have sex with it. Like if I went down on here, I’m almost positive my tongue would suddenly be fluent like protocol droid. If my penis touched a part of her body, it would come back with a red count light and beep whenever radiation is detected. Or I would cum a Skittles rainbow. Either or.
Note: By the way, I have no idea what that random line is in the banner pic. If I had to guess, I would say a beam of God’s love.