Lawrence Taylor Might Have Raped Somebody

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Quite possibly the greatest defensive player and crackhead in NFL history, Giants legendary linebacker Lawrence Taylor, 51, was arrested in New York today for the rape and beating of a 15-year old girl. Christ.

The former New York Giants linebacker was taken into custody early this morning by the Town of Ramapo police after being accused of raping someone in the Holidome Hotel in Montebello, north of New York City, WCBS said. Ramapo Detective Lt. Brad Weidel told the AP that Taylor, 51, hadn’t been formally charged. He said charges will be filed when the police investigation is completed. The Journal Newssays the alleged victim is a 15-year-old girl who was beaten. The Journal News also says it has learned Taylor will be charged with third-degree rape, which involves intercourse with a minor.

I can laugh and pretty much make fun of anything and anyone, but when a grown ass man beats and rapes a kid, I wish I was a Detroit cop left for dead then recreated as a superhuman cyborg. Or a Ninja Assassin. Or Batman. Yeah, Batman. I already have the pajamas, so I guess it would be more practical.

The hit that made left tackles the second highest paid player on most NFL teams. If you have a weak gag reflex, you might not want to watch this:

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